when i’m alone i pretend to be singing at my concert and pretend to be acting in a movie and pretend to be doing an interview on ellen don’t judge me
Heard this during the request hour while driving
Guy: Hey can I hear 'Teenage Dream'? We need music to cuddle to.
Radio DJ: Sure! Hey Katy Perry is pretty hot right? Wouldn't mind cuddling with her right?
Guy: Uh, yeah, sure.
Radio DJ: What's your girlfriend's name buddy?
Guy: .... His name is Patrick.
Evolution of Harry's tattoos
brilliamlyamazayn: first there was a star Then the letter “A” for his mom Won’t stop till we surrender “Hi” — still not sure about his mental state when he got this one An empty hanger — my guess is a good as yours on this one “I can’t change” A Padlock — tattooed by Ed Sheeran A mysterious beginning of a “half sleeve” which could eventually look like this… But the most...
bigdickalecki: the adventures of puppy and his mate
My life is fucking over.
soontobebritish: Liam has a tattoo. Of a D. On his hand. For Danielle. Okay I know it’s not confirmed but I mean COME ON!